Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

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Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

Removed