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Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

Removed

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"