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Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.