Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!