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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.