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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots