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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

Eight-something!