What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.