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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!