How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?

Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!