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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.