Meals on wheels
Meals on Wheels
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
A nervous wreck!
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
69
Cause 69's a mouthful!
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
He threw away their wheelchairs!
She wanted to rock and roll
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"