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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.