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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.