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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth