How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.