None cuz it's already lit af
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
He Brexit!
Prism
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
None. They prefer Natural Light.