How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?