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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.