March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Previous Random Joke Next
Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.