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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.