What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute