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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.