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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.