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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.