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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.