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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

React Jokes More React Jokes

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.