You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
In a mirror.
Because it's easier to deal with just one prick
He has an Asgard...
Apple Sauce
Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.
The noble gases because they don't react
