Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Santa stops at three Hos.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
A communion wafer
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Amelia a package last week - did you get it!
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Black mail!
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
