Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
In his nutsack...
He has a no-trade Claus
A short woman trying like hell.
Amelia a package last week - did you get it!
He gets claustrophobic!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
