Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
He felt his presents.
Because he had low elf esteem.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
He didn't wrap his Whopper
Give it two test-tickles.
Claustrophobia!
Claus-trophobic.
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
