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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.