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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Sure, Bert!

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Uta Hagen daz.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

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Warren

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Its arse.