What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Sure, Bert!

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Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Because women have no rights.

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Bouncy Beyonce.

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Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.