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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb