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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.