How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?