What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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A hens nights

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They never want to log off.

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)