What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.