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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral