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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Herre Jokes More Herre Jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin