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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Squid Jokes More Squid Jokes

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

Fin Jokes More Fin Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Herre Jokes More Herre Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.