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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)