What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.