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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)