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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.