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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated