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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots