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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)