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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots