What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots