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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots