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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)