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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.