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What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.