What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.