Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

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News Jokes More News Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth