Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack