Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

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Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

News Jokes More News Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks