Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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Removed

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds