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Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

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16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan