Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!