64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!