64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What did the snake say to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks