64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.