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64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks