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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry