Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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