Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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He went to the second-hand shop.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has an IQ of 42?

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.