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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!