Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who?

Beethoven is too hot!

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel