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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Ransom notes.

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A condescending con descending.

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Decomposing

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They weren't invented yet.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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He didn't want to play second fidel

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.