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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.