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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.