Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.