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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.