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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.