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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan