Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Paint the town red.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
To say "hello from the otter side"
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A trip to Israel.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Shoos.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
A submarine.