Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.