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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What do older women wear?

Depends

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.