Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
They'll B flat
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
An anes-theologist. (close enough)
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
