What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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They already know everything.

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Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Let us spray.

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He is so misunderstood.

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