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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!