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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.