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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!