What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!