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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture