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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture