What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.