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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.