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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.