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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black