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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.