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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black