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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.