Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

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What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar