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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.