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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.