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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.