Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.