What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel