What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.