What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal