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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!