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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!