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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!