What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Previous Random Joke Next

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Tap Jokes More Tap Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.