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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection