What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection