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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection