What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.