They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
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Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Wait for him to give it back.
Harambre
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
Empty Magazines.
You call in a redditor.
Oh, you're a redditor?
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
Because he doesn't have Seoul.
A handshake
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Heroine.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
