They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Wait for him to give it back.
A comic relief.
Because they're extinct
She's a transparent.
The X men!
A. Betty White.
Get a new robe!
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Electricity
Heroine.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
I had to draw my own conclusions.
Boy, do we have issues!
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).