They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Wait for him to give it back.
Asked every guy under 30.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
Mint conditioner.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
It was two tired.
Turtles all the way down
A membrane
A Poptometrist!
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Because it cracked itself up.
Amiigo
Because she used #nofilter
She was pasteurized!
Dubai-bye!
