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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas