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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Tennessee Jokes More Tennessee Jokes

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee