What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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I have a bream.

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One for the money, two for the show.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas