What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.