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Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.