Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.