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Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!