Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.