Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

Either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...