What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!