What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)