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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles