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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!