What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!