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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.