What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)