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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!