Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift