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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.