Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now