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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave