Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.