Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.