Because it got fired!
A Doberman.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
He doesn't have a job.
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
It was the only way he could send it.
