Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.