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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.