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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation