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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Nuclear Power Plant Jokes More Nuclear Power Plant Jokes

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant