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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant