What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What are 3 two letter words that say small?

Is it in.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant