What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy